Epidemic threatens all of Meemoo-kind!

"It was only a matter of time.", says Professor Jesper McKinley. A matter of time indeed. What meemologists once thought would take hundreds, nay thousands, of years now seems to be before us. "Our greatest fears have become realized" says Jesper. It is clear to several noteable meemologists that a great wave is sweeping the inner sanctuaries of the meemoo, better knows to us as simply "walls." Meemoos have discovered...insulation! Yes, insulation! The item that is so prevalent in the majority of U.S. homes, that we humans so take for granted. Who could have realized the addictive power of the substance for our little furry friends? "It is a real problem, a real serious problem, which threatens the very underpinnings of the meemoo way of life." Across the country meemoos are finding themselves out of work, unable to support their families. Some meemoos have given up pulling things into the wall, which is the only real job any respectable meemoo is good for. "They have become so enamored of insulation, they spend hours gnawing at it, only to crave to more minutes later" says Gunderstunt et. al. "Little meemoo babies are being abandoned by parents hopped up on the insulation", Gunderstunt et. al. note. Both Lowes and Home Depot have been targeted. On Thursday, a group of insulation-addicted meemoos nearly burned down a Lowe's in Illinois is hopes of securing enough insulation to last them for days. "The scope of the problem is frightening at best...what we're looking at is the potential downfall of the entire meemoo species." Ideas are being thrown out left and right. One noteworthy meemologist has suggested setting up clinics to help meemoos get off the addictive insulation. If there is an answer, meemologists have yet to discover it. One thing is for certain though, hundreds of meemoo youth go hungry, without parents to pull cupcakes into the wall for them, and maybe the occasional postal worker. All one has to do is to look above to the caricature of a meemoo turned insulation-addict, completed by the breathtaking meemoo-inspired artist Rekabokan, to realize the harm meemoos have unleashed upon their own kind!!!