Meemoo loses tooth...field of Meemology turned on head!

Meemoos have never been terribly particular about what, or who, they pull into the walls. But today, they may have to rethink that old axiom "meemoos don't live in glass walls so it doesn't matter if they throw stones, or pull stones in and eat them in there." Rudolph Van-Trump, a noteable innovator of the field, has said for years that the axiom is entirely too long. Although his idea has only been scoffed at, often the punchline of many a Meemologist's joke, his peers are taking a new look at his research. "He may really have something here", says veteran researcher Fran Skupperning.
At approximately 5:37 this morning, a woodland meemoo, pictured above, attemped to pull a muffin into a wall and consume it. He got much more than we bargained for, including a locked jaw, a missing tooth, and a dentist's bill in excess of 325 dollars. The muffin was reputed to be over 5 years old, and as hard as a cement block. The dentist would not take my phone calls, but a close friend informs me that the dentist is in fact quite concerned about payment. When questioned about money, the meemoo wrote an IOU for the aforementioned amount on the back of a cereal box and fled back into the walls from whence it had come. Meemoos have no pertinent concept of currency, seeing as they steal everything that they can manage to pull into a wall. If a meemoo was given money, or came upon it, they would most likely chew and swallow it. This is in fact led to the Great Paper Money Caper of 1923.
It is said that "a meemoo is judged by the sheer amount of things he/she pulls into a wall and eats in that wall, not on the strength of their character." With the number of stale cupcakes on the rise, they may need to rethink that old axiom as well.