The Meemoo: a sordid past, a promising future

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Giant, colorful suits touted as cure for childhood meemoophobia!!!


Some meemologists pose this as the most effective means to curb children's natural, yet entirely unfounded fears of meemoos scratching around in their walls. "In order for children to understand and accept the meemoo, they must first know what it is to be a meemoo." - Professor Sigfried Vonderhaagen of the Duseldorf Meemoo Annex. Researchers are still speculating as to what the cartoon box in the corner is for.

1 Comments:

Blogger Tracy said...

I wish I had had a meemoo suit as a child. Probably would have prevented my nyctophobia and antatidaephobia. Please-can you send me a meemoo suit ASAP-I'm willing to try a rebirthing experience involving the meemoosuit in order to overcome these fears.

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