A meemoo likes change like a cat takes to water...which is to say not at all (ignore the depiction below, it is completely irrelevant)

A meemoo in a wall is quite a testy contender. Getting one out has never before been achieved. They will pull things in, but will not be pulled out themselves. Perhaps they fear being eaten by something bigger...do they fear the cycle of life? It is truly one of the great mysteries which science cannot begin to touch.

Like a bad apple?

Apparently the Boreoeutheria (Ur-mammal) may be the common ancestor of all mammals...from the rhinoceros to the bat to the human (see WIRED, April 2006 for article). But the question that this ultimately, and logically, leads up to for me...what about the meemoo? Where does it fall on the family tree? Or did it fall off the family tree like a bad apple? (see above, in this image the meemoo is depicted as attempting to escape the tree altogether, perhaps heading for cover) Most so-called "evolutionary scientists", and their ilk, will not discuss the placement of the meemoo in their theory of evolution. Heck, they won't even return my phone calls for starters. Another question this may invariably lead to...did the meemoos have something to do with the extinction of the dinosaurs? Did the meemoos in fact pull all of the dinosaurs into the walls, or whatever equated to walls at that time, and eat them in there? We're just brainstorming here, completely noncommittal.

Crucial realization # 1,087

I have been misspelling the word "sordid" as "sorted" for as long as I have been spelling.

The vast majority of meemoos lack the resources, and frankly the desire, to spell correctly. Their most common spelling for the word "sordid" is swertedt (the t's are both silent). However, at last count, they have over ten different spellings for the word. Popularly held theory denotes that upon hearing any given word, it can take the average meemoo up to 25-35 years to correctly spell it, and an additional 5-7 to pronounce it correctly. This theory only applies to determined meemoos, which make up 2 - 3 percent of their entire population.

On the first day...

Hey did you go to college, did you get a B.S. in meemology with all that knowledge? Yes I did, and I am not afraid to utilize it to my advantage. You might be asking any number of questions at this point in the game. How did I get here? Why did I get here? And perhaps, how do I in fact get out of here? If you are a meemoo, then I'm not sure how you got here, since it is my understanding that your kind lack the opposable thumbs to type. Furthermore, unpopularly held theories hold that if a meemoo was to encounter the internet, he/she would, in all likelihood, attempt to pull it into the wall and eat it. As you can see from the above picture, this poor furry little guy is attempting to understand cds. He will most likely end up devouring them, along with their case, out of sheer frustration...and a bottomless hunger no amount of human-made goods will satisfy.