Field of Meemology turned on head for 2nd time...so now standing up straight with feet on ground and head where it is supposed to be!!!

The still image captured by this high-tech meemology tool is familiar...a meemoo eating something after it has pulled aforementioned something into the wall. In this case, an unfortunate baby's rattle. But I will tell you what is not familiar...the word used to describe that item after it has been pulled into the wall. Up until this point, meemology had not coined a term for objects as crucial as what meemoos pull into walls. The wait is over! For the second time in the history of meemology, Sir Puffington, leading expert on scientific terms related to the field of meemology, has done it! First he shocked and astonished the world when he introduced the term "meemoo" to describe the furred, walled dwellers infesting structures worldwide. Now, he has reinvented the way we think about what goes on in our walls once more! Behold, Sir Puffington gives us "Meemoomentos"...a term that can now be used safely to apply to any and all objects meemoos pull into walls, including postal workers. Truly, this is a great day for meemologists, and a great day for humanity. We applaud you Sir Puffington.

Meemoos hail strawberries as "series of chirps and jibber jabber language" which translates to "Good" !

You heard it here first, well, maybe you heard it somewhere else first, but no matter...meemoos have discovered the deliciousness that is the strawberry! "It was only a matter of time...until the little furred wall dwellers decided to taste something we humans have been enjoying for centuries..." says research meemologist Franz Copenhagan of the Duseldorf Meemoo Annex in Luxemborg. Congratulations meemoos, welcome to the new millennium!

free swimming thoughts on meemoos

Can meemoos swim? Do they like to swim? Would a meemoo swim if forced from its native, walled biome? Would one swim to cross the oceans and settle in foreign walls looking for better opportunities? This picture provides one potential answer, and it doesn't look good...

The Meemoo: An Historical Context

Noted meemologist Jesper McKinley provides a significant timeline of meemoo history.

http://www.archive.org/details/meemoo

Epidemic threatens all of Meemoo-kind!

"It was only a matter of time.", says Professor Jesper McKinley. A matter of time indeed. What meemologists once thought would take hundreds, nay thousands, of years now seems to be before us. "Our greatest fears have become realized" says Jesper. It is clear to several noteable meemologists that a great wave is sweeping the inner sanctuaries of the meemoo, better knows to us as simply "walls." Meemoos have discovered...insulation! Yes, insulation! The item that is so prevalent in the majority of U.S. homes, that we humans so take for granted. Who could have realized the addictive power of the substance for our little furry friends? "It is a real problem, a real serious problem, which threatens the very underpinnings of the meemoo way of life." Across the country meemoos are finding themselves out of work, unable to support their families. Some meemoos have given up pulling things into the wall, which is the only real job any respectable meemoo is good for. "They have become so enamored of insulation, they spend hours gnawing at it, only to crave to more minutes later" says Gunderstunt et. al. "Little meemoo babies are being abandoned by parents hopped up on the insulation", Gunderstunt et. al. note. Both Lowes and Home Depot have been targeted. On Thursday, a group of insulation-addicted meemoos nearly burned down a Lowe's in Illinois is hopes of securing enough insulation to last them for days. "The scope of the problem is frightening at best...what we're looking at is the potential downfall of the entire meemoo species." Ideas are being thrown out left and right. One noteworthy meemologist has suggested setting up clinics to help meemoos get off the addictive insulation. If there is an answer, meemologists have yet to discover it. One thing is for certain though, hundreds of meemoo youth go hungry, without parents to pull cupcakes into the wall for them, and maybe the occasional postal worker. All one has to do is to look above to the caricature of a meemoo turned insulation-addict, completed by the breathtaking meemoo-inspired artist Rekabokan, to realize the harm meemoos have unleashed upon their own kind!!!