The Meemoo: a sordid past, a promising future

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Giant, colorful suits touted as cure for childhood meemoophobia!!!


Some meemologists pose this as the most effective means to curb children's natural, yet entirely unfounded fears of meemoos scratching around in their walls. "In order for children to understand and accept the meemoo, they must first know what it is to be a meemoo." - Professor Sigfried Vonderhaagen of the Duseldorf Meemoo Annex. Researchers are still speculating as to what the cartoon box in the corner is for.

Cookie monster...a second look


One exciting new theory circulating from desk to desk in the Meemology Department at the Natural Museum of History...was Cookie Monster in fact nothing more than a glorified meemoo? Just look at all that fruit.

Meemoo as art


Above is one artist's rendition of a pack of ravenous woodland meemoos "coming at him." I question the validity of the depiction, as well as the artist's sobriety at the time of its creation. First of all, meemoos are not monsters, but a wall-dwelling, earth-bound species.