meemoo breaks sound barrier

Meemoos yet again prove it is not necessary to be human to break world records. Today, a meemoo broke the barrier du sound when it crashed through a wall in a Philadelphia home at records speeds upwards of 2,000 mph. Notable Meemologist Gershwin vin Humperdink noted "I don't know much about sound barriers, I'm not really that kind of scientist, but I will tell you this, that meemoo was moving like its proverbial a** was on fire." All one needs to do is look to the accompanying picture to get a sense of the magnitude of speed that meemoo was facilitating...

Field of Meemology turned on head for 2nd time...so now standing up straight with feet on ground and head where it is supposed to be!!!

The still image captured by this high-tech meemology tool is familiar...a meemoo eating something after it has pulled aforementioned something into the wall. In this case, an unfortunate baby's rattle. But I will tell you what is not familiar...the word used to describe that item after it has been pulled into the wall. Up until this point, meemology had not coined a term for objects as crucial as what meemoos pull into walls. The wait is over! For the second time in the history of meemology, Sir Puffington, leading expert on scientific terms related to the field of meemology, has done it! First he shocked and astonished the world when he introduced the term "meemoo" to describe the furred, walled dwellers infesting structures worldwide. Now, he has reinvented the way we think about what goes on in our walls once more! Behold, Sir Puffington gives us "Meemoomentos"...a term that can now be used safely to apply to any and all objects meemoos pull into walls, including postal workers. Truly, this is a great day for meemologists, and a great day for humanity. We applaud you Sir Puffington.

Meemoos hail strawberries as "series of chirps and jibber jabber language" which translates to "Good" !

You heard it here first, well, maybe you heard it somewhere else first, but no matter...meemoos have discovered the deliciousness that is the strawberry! "It was only a matter of time...until the little furred wall dwellers decided to taste something we humans have been enjoying for centuries..." says research meemologist Franz Copenhagan of the Duseldorf Meemoo Annex in Luxemborg. Congratulations meemoos, welcome to the new millennium!

free swimming thoughts on meemoos

Can meemoos swim? Do they like to swim? Would a meemoo swim if forced from its native, walled biome? Would one swim to cross the oceans and settle in foreign walls looking for better opportunities? This picture provides one potential answer, and it doesn't look good...

The Meemoo: An Historical Context

Noted meemologist Jesper McKinley provides a significant timeline of meemoo history.

http://www.archive.org/details/meemoo

Epidemic threatens all of Meemoo-kind!

"It was only a matter of time.", says Professor Jesper McKinley. A matter of time indeed. What meemologists once thought would take hundreds, nay thousands, of years now seems to be before us. "Our greatest fears have become realized" says Jesper. It is clear to several noteable meemologists that a great wave is sweeping the inner sanctuaries of the meemoo, better knows to us as simply "walls." Meemoos have discovered...insulation! Yes, insulation! The item that is so prevalent in the majority of U.S. homes, that we humans so take for granted. Who could have realized the addictive power of the substance for our little furry friends? "It is a real problem, a real serious problem, which threatens the very underpinnings of the meemoo way of life." Across the country meemoos are finding themselves out of work, unable to support their families. Some meemoos have given up pulling things into the wall, which is the only real job any respectable meemoo is good for. "They have become so enamored of insulation, they spend hours gnawing at it, only to crave to more minutes later" says Gunderstunt et. al. "Little meemoo babies are being abandoned by parents hopped up on the insulation", Gunderstunt et. al. note. Both Lowes and Home Depot have been targeted. On Thursday, a group of insulation-addicted meemoos nearly burned down a Lowe's in Illinois is hopes of securing enough insulation to last them for days. "The scope of the problem is frightening at best...what we're looking at is the potential downfall of the entire meemoo species." Ideas are being thrown out left and right. One noteworthy meemologist has suggested setting up clinics to help meemoos get off the addictive insulation. If there is an answer, meemologists have yet to discover it. One thing is for certain though, hundreds of meemoo youth go hungry, without parents to pull cupcakes into the wall for them, and maybe the occasional postal worker. All one has to do is to look above to the caricature of a meemoo turned insulation-addict, completed by the breathtaking meemoo-inspired artist Rekabokan, to realize the harm meemoos have unleashed upon their own kind!!!

Experiments on meemoos gone awry...a rye...why not a pumpernickel?!?

Earlier this week, research into the innerworkings of the meemoo reached a fevered pitch, and then, almost as quickly, subsided into utter chaos. The meemoo in question, Subject 23-A, was subjected to a rigorous set of tests, the least of which included forcing him to jump through a ring of fire. All was going well, according to lead researcher Freud Von Gushimie, until the meemoo was forced to slip on a banana peel over and over again in front of a studio audience in order to "affect hilarity." "All was proceeding as planned, until the third or fourth trip, when the meemoo seemed to lose control and broke free from his contraints", Gushimie explains. "He went on a rampage, pulling members of the studio audience into the walls, and even some of the lighting equipment", an onlooker reported. "I have never seen anger like that, or pure carnage, and I never wish to again", Gushimie added. Who knew that perhaps the meemoo's worst enemy is antiquated situational comedy relying on nonsensical, repetitive motions? Check please.

Meemoos adopt dated colloquial greeting!!!

The field of meemology was stunned once again today when a field scientist caught this intriguing photo of meemoos who appeared to be "high fiveing". The veteran photographer, Jasper von Humperdink, stated " I had never seen anything like it, meemoos, real wide-eyed bushy-tailed meemoos, swapping high-fives like it was going out of style." Well, for us humans, "high-fiving" may very well have gone out of style several years ago. However, it appears the meemoo is just catching on. Dated or not, meemoos have discovered a whole new way to say hello to close friends and family, and maybe, just maybe, a whole new way of life.